function getPrettyDate() {
    var MONTHS = ['January', 'February', 'March', 'April', 'May', 'June', 'July', 'August', 'September', 'October', 'November', 'December'];
    var DAYS = ['Sunday', 'Monday', 'Tuesday', 'Wednesday', 'Thursday', 'Friday', 'Saturday'];

    var text = '';
    var now = new Date();
    text += DAYS[now.getDay()] + ', ';
    text += MONTHS[now.getMonth()] + ' ' + now.getDate() + ', ' + now.getFullYear();
    return text;
}